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Last login: 37 hours agoCinshep: Cindy is a 48 year old woman from Spring, Texas, USA.; Likes 189 pages, 5 photos • 7 fans • Received 1 review; Member since Feb 21, 2006

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Artwork of Katherine Dinger: Apr 23, 2:59pm 197 reviews painting, photography, art
http://div.dyndns.org/art/new.html; WOW, Katherine Dinger, I love the way you see...!

Apr 17, 6:27pm: Are you a Democrat, Republican or Texan?

Here is a little test that will help you decide:
The answer can be found by posing the following
question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your
wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,
and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock 40, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?

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Liberal Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
What does the law say about this situation?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway,
and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this
a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Texan's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
Winchester Silver Tips or Remington Sabre tooths?

Son: Can I shoot the next one!

Wife: You are NOT taking that to the taxidermist!